Because he doesn't like being followed.
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
He was following the Tsar.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
You follow the Fresh Prince
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Zimbab-Bee!
Follow the Fresh Prints!
Thinking you are following someone.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Looks like we got a tail.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Get off the merry-go-round!
Follow the litre.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Follow the power cord.
Elron Hubbard
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
With a track-tor!
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
Chevy Chase.
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola
Follow the lederhosen.
Cause Charlie don't serf.
Mooslim
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Its tail!
Follow the lieder!
Sunscribe.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Because he was following people before instagram
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
The rogue one
Draculaw
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
They must follow the letter of the law.
A bearl roll.
I was just following odors.
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Drummers.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
Denim denim denim
A radish
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Both start off as eggs.
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
Logger-rhythms.
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
A four term US senator.
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
If they dropped them they'd break
