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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.