Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...