Motorist: I was only following orders.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Crashing boars.
A kaleidoscope!
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
