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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What does he order?

Ein stein