Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.