Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here