Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?