The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
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They saw it as a sign to pare.
Because it had a 4-way.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
He caught her in a 4-way
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
It won't be long now...
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
They did not have 50 Cent.
They're both crushed-asians
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
Wow you looked shocked.
An innocent bystumbler
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
Tattoo master
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
