The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
They saw it as a sign to pare.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
He caught her in a 4-way
Just reddit.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
He followed the shampoo instructions.
If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
Can I crash at your place
Nice.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Sushi bars and stop signs.
