The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
They saw it as a sign to pare.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
He caught her in a 4-way
If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Because it crashes all the time.
A Shar-Pei
Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Don't worry! They will tell you!
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Women Say the Darndest Things
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
