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What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!