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What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What's the highest number in the world?

420

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!