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What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

What's the highest number in the world?

420