What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.