What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

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Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.