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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.