What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Why do witches have stiff joints?

They get broomatism!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!