What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.