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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.