Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!