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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.