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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.