March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Previous Random Joke Next
Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Good Man Jokes More Good Man Jokes

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.