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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!