Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.