Because she never marries the best man.
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
Go on a bunnymoon
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
A Hearthstoner
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
At the ugly parlour.
You may now "hiss" the bride.
She heard he was in a few good men.
