Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.