Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.