What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.