What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.