Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.