Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill