Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

Cos they've no idea of the route.