Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.