Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.