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Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month)

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.