Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.