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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

Where can you find baby dwarfs?

At a dwarfanage