Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!