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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!