Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

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What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.