Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.