Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste