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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.