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Action Jokes

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.

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Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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What's the opposite of Kathmandu?

Dogwomandon't.

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do bed detectives solve?

Pillow cases

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Sequence Jokes More Sequence Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.