Action Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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Ea Jokes More Ea Jokes

What do you call a Battlefront without EA?

Bttlfront

Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig......with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine

When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.