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Action Jokes

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Presidential Candidate Jokes More Presidential Candidate Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Sim Jokes More Sim Jokes

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

Removed

What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

Removed

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!