Action Jokes

What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?

He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.

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What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Belief Jokes More Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Sequence Jokes More Sequence Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.