Islam.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
Shi'a LaBeouf
Islam Dunk
Because they heard it was radical!
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
You convert it to Islam.
Quran-berries
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
A chicken sedan.
The Big Foreplay.
Baby universe was born.
Time
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
He wasn't concentrated.
They barely had any atmosphere.
A nail gun
Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
