Islam Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea