Islam Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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