Islam Jokes

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Prejudice Jokes More Prejudice Jokes

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

End Jokes More End Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Christianity Jokes More Christianity Jokes

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes