Islam Jokes

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Gps Jokes More Gps Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Belief Jokes More Belief Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.