Islam Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

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Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.