Islam.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
Shi'a LaBeouf
Islam Dunk
Because they heard it was radical!
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
You convert it to Islam.
Quran-berries
Crews Control.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
Iran
In a bucket
Something from another universe -ity!
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
Because he was following people before instagram
Nark Nark
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Baby universe was born.