Islam.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
Shi'a LaBeouf
Islam Dunk
Because they heard it was radical!
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
You convert it to Islam.
Quran-berries
He stung her into action.
An exor-.
Baby universe was born.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
Always thought you was a bit spineless.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
Because about 20 million people are Sikh.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Close the door! I'm dressing!
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
A crashing bore.
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
Practice makes perfect.
Their victims never see them coming.
Oh, sorry...my fault.
