What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.