What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!