Quran Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Short Distance Jokes More Short Distance Jokes

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"