Quran Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Infect Jokes More Infect Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Short Distance Jokes More Short Distance Jokes

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!