Quran Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Short Distance Jokes More Short Distance Jokes

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic