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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.