Quran Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

You might also enjoy:

Short Distance Jokes More Short Distance Jokes

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Infect Jokes More Infect Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade