Quran Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned