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Quran Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Islam.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you)

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What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.