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Quran Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.