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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny