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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.