What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.