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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.