What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!