What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go