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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

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Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.