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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes