I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.