I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

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