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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes