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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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How Am I Doing?

I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.