How Am I Doing?

I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.