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I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.