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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.