How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.