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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing