How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus