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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!