How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight