How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers