How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him