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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight