How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.