Put sheet music in front of him
He kept trying to tune her G string.
Pay for the pizza.
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Give him sheet music.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
Give him the sheet music.
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
Jose can you see
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Grow old!
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
A Moosician!
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
Ripostes.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
He was tried in a kangaroo court.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
