Put sheet music in front of him
Pay for the pizza.
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Give him sheet music.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
Give him the sheet music.
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
A pizza can feed a family of four.
I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Formed a coustic d'tat
Because they don't know the words.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
You can tune a chainsaw.
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
PI Z Z A
He plays batminton.
Moonopoly.
