How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him