2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Because he was screwing around.
A pizza can feed a family of four.