How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.