2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
Because they grew a part.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
