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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.