How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars