How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.