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Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis