Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!