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Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!