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Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!