Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.