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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi