Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!
If he didn't, he would fall.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
Sorry mate.
Babe, it's a valve!
A stunt ham.
