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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)