What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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There isn't a single person left!

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.