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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)