What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!