What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!