Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)