Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
If he didn't, he would fall.
A 401(K-9).
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
Oscar im so sorry
Roll playing im sry
A swallow.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Fire in the hole!
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
It pokes holes in condoms.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
Thanks for the mammaries!
A stunt ham.
Sorry mate.
