Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.