Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Sorry Mate Jokes More Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.