Babe Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Whatsapp Jokes More Whatsapp Jokes

WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Disagree Jokes More Disagree Jokes

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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