Babe Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

M Jokes More M Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Sorry Mate Jokes More Sorry Mate Jokes

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)