Babe Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Disagree Jokes More Disagree Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.