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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.