What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre