What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

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What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

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What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.