Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.
They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Family reunions.
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.
Mine is the Ford F Series.
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