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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.