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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

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Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.