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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.