Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

A family reunion