Family reunions.
You use tulips.
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Arkansas
They can't stop licking their paws.
ME: I can't remember.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
