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Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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Say, "I haven't picked one out yet!" It's worth it.

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Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up