Because we turn them on. / /
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Catoons
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
His parents weren't 18 or older.
TVs are getting heavier.
Reruns
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
I said "Dust!"
To remote Islands
Replaced
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
For hentertainment!
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
To keep up with the content.
There was too much sax and violins.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
Pork Grinds
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Faster than her brother!
So they can see where they are going
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Inception
Plant it in the spring.
Tripoli batteries.
To a remote island...
Turn off the Playstation.
They ran out of san storage
When it's being built!
Neapolitan.
They were all Nervous-Rex
