Because of the tele-ban.
Because we turn them on. / /
Put it down, Tyrone!
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Sir, you dropped your receipt!
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Catoons
His son with the xbox.
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
You turn me on
His parents weren't 18 or older.
TVs are getting heavier.
Reruns
Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
I said "Dust!"
To remote Islands
Replaced
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
For hentertainment!
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
To keep up with the content.
It's not there anymore.
There was too much sax and violins.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
Conditioner Gordon.
You're turning me on!
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
Tripoli batteries.
To a remote island...
DODGE!!!
He didn't
They were all Nervous-Rex
Broadview*
Urine angel.
I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K
ISITH
Thanks I'll just have a sliver!
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
