Because of the tele-ban.
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His cousin with the DVD player
Because we turn them on. / /
Put it down, Tyrone!
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Sir, you dropped your receipt!
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Catoons
His son with the xbox.
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Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)
Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago... Thought it was worth a share.
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
You turn me on
His parents weren't 18 or older.
TVs are getting heavier.
Reruns
Jar Jar Binks
Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
I said "Dust!"
To remote Islands
Replaced
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
For hentertainment!
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
To keep up with the content.
It's not there anymore.
There was too much sax and violins.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
During PRIME time!
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Change.
An offer you can't understand.
You can't play football with the remote.
Tripoli batteries.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
He heard they had PIE.
She thought he was too controlling.
All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Because opposites attract.
To a Bananas foster home.
God is the answer.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because they switched to Comcast.
