Because we turn them on. / /
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Catoons
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Reruns
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
I said "Dust!"
To remote Islands
Replaced
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
For hentertainment!
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
To keep up with the content.
There was too much sax and violins.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
I have explosive diarrhea.
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
A stillborn
He shreds.
An algorithm.
She thought he was too controlling.
Because she was his relative
Let's just be cousins.
I rack.
Because he can't make 3's
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Domi does not know....
They were cooked in Greece
