Because we turn them on. / /
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Catoons
His parents weren't 18 or older.
TVs are getting heavier.
Reruns
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
I said "Dust!"
To remote Islands
Replaced
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
For hentertainment!
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
To keep up with the content.
There was too much sax and violins.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
What does Y-E-S spell
How are you vealing?
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
Because I saw so.
He's really good at swatting.
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Because of his hex appeal.
Because he's married.
Because all their friends are dead.
You can't play football with the remote.
She thought he was too controlling.
An algorithm.
It didn't have any pickups
