Because of the tele-ban.
Because we turn them on. / /
Put it down, Tyrone!
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Sir, you dropped your receipt!
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Catoons
His son with the xbox.
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
You turn me on
His parents weren't 18 or older.
TVs are getting heavier.
Reruns
Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
I said "Dust!"
To remote Islands
Replaced
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
For hentertainment!
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
To keep up with the content.
It's not there anymore.
There was too much sax and violins.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
It's all relative.
A spot-weiler!
Caribou can't fly.
The pencil has a point
Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!
A Gladiator
To find its stomate!
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Because guitars make music.
Formed a coustic d'tat
Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
