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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.