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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."