April Sale - 20% Off

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Tv Remote Jokes More Tv Remote Jokes

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Remote Jokes More Remote Jokes

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.