What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."