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Tv Remote Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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Remote Jokes More Remote Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Remote Island Jokes More Remote Island Jokes

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal