Tv Remote Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Remote Island Jokes More Remote Island Jokes

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /