Tv Remote Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

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Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)