Tv Remote Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

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What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Remote Island Jokes More Remote Island Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.