How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean