How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.