How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.