What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.