What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!