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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.