What did the Italian chef say when his ...

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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Because it was the hottest pepper.

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There is no porpoise.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

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Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?