What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!