What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What is an Italian Pirate's favourite food?

SpARGHetti

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

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What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!