How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What is 1 + 1"?

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.