How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!