How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.