A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
If it spins anti-cyclonically
A gorilla with a machine gun.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
He didn't have the hare fare.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.