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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

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What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!