What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup.

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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.