What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.