What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

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What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.