What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian