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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.