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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian