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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

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What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM