How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.