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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!