How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.