How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.