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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?
You planet early.
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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?
A trip without the kids.
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What about the kids?
He asked. I said, "they're still together."
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How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?
You planet early.
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