How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian