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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.