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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.