What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

Who's there! Bison! Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies!

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do you call a group of students?

A school.