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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Bison Jokes More Bison Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

College Jokes More College Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!