What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post