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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss