Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off