Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off