Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!