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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!