Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!