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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.