Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States