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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128