32 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.