32 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Cherokee Jokes More Cherokee Jokes

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

31 Jokes More 31 Jokes

Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.