32 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

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