32 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How do you confuse a complete idiot?

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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He went back 4 seconds.

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You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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You turn off the lights.