Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove