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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances