Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!