Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Previous Random Joke Next

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.