How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.