How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine