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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.