To match their hipster owners' jeans.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Because they rain supreme.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Matching uniforms.
A Curtis-y flush
To match the rest of the household appliances.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Paraffin and matches.
You're fired!
It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.
They're lit.
Ref: The rest of the match!
One strike, and they're out.
Game, *Set,* and match.
Fire Quackers
A match made in Heaven.
Take all the matches out first!
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
A match maiden heaven
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
No matches founds
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
It's a match made in Heaven!
He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Their match wouldn't light.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Good jab.
Make sure one is a match!
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
The match
It matches their mustaches.
2nd base.
Because he's dead.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
It was for 'tick or tweet'!
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Fowl
A fowl!
Mine is distract me from my own mortality
16, 32, 64, and 128
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
Thrown out of the petting zoo
Too wet to woo'!
It wasn't raining.
Tipper.
