To match their hipster owners' jeans.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Because they rain supreme.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
A Curtis-y flush
To match the rest of the household appliances.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
You're fired!
It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.
They're lit.
One strike, and they're out.
Game, *Set,* and match.
Fire Quackers
A match made in Heaven.
Take all the matches out first!
A match maiden heaven
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
No matches founds
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
It's a match made in Heaven!
Their match wouldn't light.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Good jab.
Make sure one is a match!
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
The match
His answer: "My mom."
You're grounded.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
He just wasn't her type.
They turn out the lights.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Her navel.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
His name was Jack
He was accused of wreckless driving.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
That he needed to address the situation