Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

Roman Reign Jokes More Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

Hail Jokes More Hail Jokes

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him