Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Hail Jokes More Hail Jokes

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Roman Reign Jokes More Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.