Because he doesn't carry any matches!
They're a-Brew'in!
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Perky.
Procrastination!
A theocracy.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
A question mark.
Because it is the capital of England.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Marriage, you wanna
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.