Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Coffee Pot Jokes More Coffee Pot Jokes

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Roman Reign Jokes More Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.