Because he doesn't carry any matches!
A hallucination.
They're a-Brew'in!
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
About 204 days.
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
It's a nation without a litre.
A theocracy.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
Polo
Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
A chicken Caesar salad.
Because umbrellas can't walk
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Hard boiled rain!
A) Hailing taxis!
Perky.
