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Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

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What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

What's Mexico's national sport?

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What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning