Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too?... Tell them no one found it yet.

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

National Vegetable Jokes More National Vegetable Jokes

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

Mexico National Sport Jokes More Mexico National Sport Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.