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Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney