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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Because 7, 10, 11!

How do you describe the bears?

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

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Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down