Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too?... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.