Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

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What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

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What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.