Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Sign Language Jokes More Sign Language Jokes

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Charlotte Jokes More Charlotte Jokes

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line