Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...